My name is Nerina Barnard, and I'm your new friend! (whether you like it or not) My life seems to LOVE to spiral out of control at random times in random places, luckily I have an awesome friend (you) to help me fight frequent frantic food frenzies I fall into! (That's a lot of Fs) Strangely, nobody else can hear you talking to me . . . they all think I'm crazy when I mention that my best friend reads my life like a book and lives up in my head to help me fight evil food. My mom says I need "serious psychological help". Whatever THAT means. I'm hoping she's saying she'll get me some help to fight off all the wacko stuff that keeps attacking me, because man, I could really use it.
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