EL PUERCO ZOMBIE.
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Tendría pronto un cerdo, lo esperaba con bastante ansias, al saber la noticia mis amigos dirían que lograría tener todo un zoológico en mí casa, mas este cerdo no lo encontraba normal como lo eran los del Facebook, Instragram ó Youtube ¿Por qué no es igual de bonito?
Este libro va a ser una parodia de mi obra de teatro, no tendrá suspenso porque yo nada me lo tomo enserio, por favor, no al bullying. ಥ_ಥ
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