100 Dirty/Romantic Pickup Lines You Probably Thought Of?!?
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Last published Fri, Sep 14, 2018
WARNING: 99.999999999(its a repeating decimal)% of innocent children will lose their holy orange juice by the end of this book you have been warned >:)
I already know some people who might kill me for this im crawling in a corner and dissapearing myself :")
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