I'm an alien mpreg bxb

This is the story of a normal ass guy he lives in the middle of nowhere, his totally normal mother died when he was young and his completely normal father turned into an abusive alcoholic that blames his son for his mother's death.

This all changed when a nice little alien spaceship abducted him. He goes on a really fucking fun adventure trying not to get killed

Warning: not made for kids, nosey parents, or your boyfriend/ girlfriend that does not know your fetishes.
No pics belong to me
I will be fucking cursing a lot
Give me ideas of different aliens because it is hard to come up with a lot.
And don't be an asshole - p.s. tell this to anyone that fucking pisses you off even if they don't be an asshole first see how they like in.

Ohh and to my alien buddies suck my dick you are going in this fucking story.