THE STUFF WE worSHIP
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Last published Wed, Apr 17, 2019
SMUT FER EVERYONE
"Get in my swamp,child"
"yes daddy shrek"
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ShREkSmUT
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11/16/18
i DO NOT own anything from shrek and this is made for y'all crack-headed humans so enjoy?
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Grace was reunited with Shrek and Fiona after their honeymoon and of course Donkey was there, then Fiona's parents invited them to go their kingdom of Far Far Away to celebrate Shrek and Fiona's marriage. When they arrived, they find out they were not as welcomed as they thought they would be. I don't own anything except my characters.Complete
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EVER THING IS CANON (1 - 700)
1. I own none of these characters, storys or art 2.This was made for fun and this i just a wacky fun fanfic With my favorite franchise 3. At the end I am going to do a huge credit which will give credit to everyone. 4. This is a huge one. This fanfic consists of some controversial stuff like cursing, child abuse, violence, adult themes, nudity, violence and also could be offensive to the Asian community, the black community, the Hispanic community and the LGBTIQ community. I have a lot of friends and family members who are part of these communities and they read this story. I am not against these communities or races and have respect for them so this is all for laughs so if you are easily offended by any of the things i mentioned then please click off. Also there are alot of sacrilegious jokes so yeah sorry god. 5. THIS STORY IS CONFUSING AS HECK! so follow along SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY ON TO THE CARTOON! fact: the official theme song for this chapter is The Prodigy-Diesel PowerComplete
dumb bitch vibes || slashers x reader
"what's your favorite scary movie" "Shrek the musical, when lord farquad was hurting the gingerbread man for answers had me actually shitting myself" "..." "hello?" when a stupid young adult goes face to face with killers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is a crackfic cause im bored please dont take this seriously :)Complete
❤︎☽𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚?☾❤︎(𝑆𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟)
(𝚂𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾𝙾𝙽) "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?" "Uhh dunno. I guess Child's Play although its not really a scary movie." "𝙇𝙖𝙢𝙚." "Fuck off Chucky's hot." "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡?!" "Yes. Yes the fucking doll." ---------------------------------------- "𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚.. 𝙎𝙤. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚?" "And why do you wanna know my name?" "𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙄'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩." ... "Excuse me?" ------------- I do not own Scream or any of these characters. Almost all the scream characters will be love interests. This is my first x reader btw so sorry if it sucks balls. ♥︎⚠︎︎This story contains murder, gore, alcohol, and more.⚠︎︎♥︎Complete
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