Do's and Don'ts

Deviating from her mind-numbing castle that consists of her laptop, iPod, and her noise-cancelling headphones, which she thinks is the true gift God gave to humanity, Evvie Abney dares to venture the outside world gadget-free and finds out that

Do: look where you're going

but, Do Not: say secret phrases to cute guys who you think might use Tumblr because more often than not, they might think you're crazy.