So Basically I Almost Died Because of my Love for Shrek

I had to do this assignement on memory for my English course. Basically, I had to describe a memory objectively in more or less 400 words. The purpose of the assignment was to make us realize that memory is malleable. There was a second question, but I didn't include it because I don't mention Shrek in so it's irrelevant.

But like, imagine your last words being "Yay Shrek".