Jason Storm's Funny Stuff
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Hi there! As most people know *coff people who know me really well coff* I make loads of puns. Although they'll tell you my puns are bad, you shouldn't trust them, because they're secretly aliens plotting to take over the world by killing off everybody who makes puns- I mean, they don't appreciate the badness of a bad pun. Soooo I thought I'd share my talent with the rest of the world! And a major cringe warning is now in effect. You have been warned.
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