MacChav | (A Macbeth Parody)
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Ever wondered what the play Macbeth would've sounded like, if performed by good old chavs?
If so, you're in luck!
MacChav™ shows a great, noble druggy rise to power within this cynical masterpiece; heroism and bravery of many kinds, featuring council houses and tracksuits.
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Witness Shakespeare's masterpiece of Macbeth, rewritten into the fabulous reboot titled:
MacChav!
*Warning!*
May be offensive to Chavs and their kind!
I am not fluent in Chav
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