Regrets ( naruto fic )

so basically i was like fuck the plot ... i was reborn because of my stupidity aka ( read it ....😂)
and one thing led to another so here i am sitting infront of death ( casper de ghost ) karma ( a literal bitch ) and god? ( some food thats glowing with a face )
and in my head i hear a voice say "SHOW ME WAT U GOOOT"
and i just sit there for a moment before shrugging and and walk and sit next to god? and grab a peice of his chicken and start to eat it while he is screaming in pain im just enjoying eating not giving a fuck whatsoever and karma says " you are fuckin normal are you ashe says looking up from her freakishly loog raptor like nails and smiles