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An "Anti-Cliche" Wattpad Story!

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"Once upon a time lived this hot girl who thought she was ugly. She was then adopted by One Direction...." 
Praise for this book (fake):
 'This book should come with a health warning,' Gordon Ramsay. 
'You will need to clean your eyes after reading this,' Simon CowellAll Rights Reserved

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Bad boy bible school: A parody of every wattpad cliché under the sun by H0ppin_H00ligan

(I WAS 14 AND VERY IGNORANT WHEN I WROTE THIS) Ashe sansker was just a normal 16 year old girl with a normal life until her druggie parents die and she gets adopted by...one direction? Watch as she goes to a new school, makes new besties, falls in love with the town bad boy gilbert hunt and maybe even get involved in a murder with enough drama to make any soap opera feel bad about itself! Life is just crazy when you're a wattpad book protagonist, isn't it?

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Obviously you know Brittany Howard. Who doesn't? She's your classic bad b*tch who gives zero f*cks. From her blonde hair and blue eyes to her attitude, she fits perfectly in the clichè category. What kind of story would you have when you don't have Brittany picking on the goody-two-shoes and ruining their relationship with the bad boy, right? On the other hand, Ryder Carter. What other explanation is there? Hot name, hot body, hot attitude, what kind of girl doesn't want a Ryder Carter? Oh yeah, Brittany, that's who. Remember the girl who doesn't give zero f*cks? Well, she literally doesn't give two shits. Especially about the bad boy. Or am I wrong? Guess you're in for a ride. Side Note: This book has literally every clichè that's known to man so buckle up, we're going on a ride. Most Impressive Tags- #7 in BadBoy #6 in PopularGirl #2 in Popular {Monday, 30th August, 2021-Sunday, 5th September, 2021}

Dear Stress Lets Break Up by AbbyMendes913

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The Bad Boy stole my heart | Louis Partridge x OC by Slutforwoso

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Once upon a time I thought I was on top of the world. I thought I had complete control of my life. Well I'm not. I'll be the first one to tell you that I'm one of the most damaged people I know, and I know myself pretty well. I know how dark the world can get. I know that sometimes once you take away a girls smile and her cup of Starbucks, if you care enough to move the beanie out of her eyes you may actually see how she really feels. Of course not if she's like me. I've learned to hide my emotions, pretend everything's all right. I thought that no one could bring me out of my wonderfully miserable world. Then Jax came back.

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