An "Anti-Cliche" Wattpad Story!
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"Once upon a time lived this hot girl who thought she was ugly. She was then adopted by One Direction...."
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'This book should come with a health warning,' Gordon Ramsay.
'You will need to clean your eyes after reading this,' Simon Cowell
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