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Simon Snow vs. the Heteronormals Agenda

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Parts 28
Time 1h 48m

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Simon has never owned a mobile, because the Mage has never been for it, but after Penny begging him to get one for the millionth time, he finally caves. Along with the joy of finally getting to talk to Penny whenever he wants (even on holiday!), Simon gets to chat with Agatha on occasion, and discovers the Watford Tumblr tag. Life is perfect, until Agatha breaks up with him, someone from Watford comes out anonymously on tumblr, and Simon's world is turned upside down.

Baz never expected to get contacted about his coming out. He figured he would be insulted, that people filled with hate would hold nothing back when they didn't associate his name and face with his confession. But the letter in his inbox isn't full or hate in scorn. Instead, it holds a damning declaration: "Dear Mr. Pitch, I'm just like you."
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The Simon vs. the Homosapien's Agenda story adapted to another famous and queer Simon in fiction.All Rights Reserved

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