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MEMES

Membaca 701
Vote 42
Bab 5
Durasi 6m

Membaca 701
Vote 42
Bab 5
Durasi 6m

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Hello, there. It is I, Doctor Memephario talking to you from another planet. 

After the EU banned all kinds of memes, I decided to use my highly advanced memenator to travel to another planet so I could still do my research on ancient memes and could develop the memes of the future. 

Take my hand and explore the world of memes with me, fasten your seatbelts and enjoy the ride!

P.S.: If you get offended easily, I recommend you reading this book. From my latest research I can confirm that Memes help people overcome their tendency to be offended very quickly.

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𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘//𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

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