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The Salt in the Soup
LiaPatterson
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LiaPatterson
Complete, First published Sep 23, 2018
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King Éomer wants to spend some time alone with his wife Lothíriel for their first Yule together. But not everything works out as planned. 

Oneshot, set four months after the wedding in 'Yours to Command'.
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