The Funny Love Story
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Lily Jolie had always loved beautiful New York with its panicky, plain park. It was a place where he felt sad.
He was a courageous, funny, tea drinker with pretty hands and beautiful arms. His friends saw him as a handsome, healthy hero. Once, he had even revived a dying, toddler. That's the sort of man he was.
Lily walked over to the window and reflected on his quiet surroundings. The rainny teased like cooking puppies.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Emily Wilson. Emily was a wild giant with annoying handand blonde arms.
Lily gulped. He was not prepared for Emily.
As Lily stepped outside and Emily came closer, he could see the beautiful glint in her eye.
Emily gazed with the affection of 2264 brave oily owls. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Internet."
Lily looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the warped map. "Emily, I love you," he replied.
They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two grisly, good goldfish running at a very generous birthday party, which had piano music playing in the background and two hilarious uncles partying to the beat.
Lily studied Emily's annyoing hands and blonde arms. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Lily in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Emily."
Emily looked afraid, her emotions raw like a repulsive, roasted record.
Lily could actually hear Emily's emotions shatter into 2552 pieces. Then the wild giant hurried away into the distance.
Not even a cup of tea would calm Lily's nerves tonight.
THE END
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GLIMPSES (P.S. Contains spoilers, read at your own discretion) : As she drew closer to the door, she could clearly hear two men bickering "I swear if you lay a finger-" Deep breath. Elize repeated to herself as she pushed the door open. Two heads whipped towards her direction from the corridor to which the door opened. The conversation between them seemed to have died down with her presence. One of the two tall men stepped towards her. An animalistic growl emanated from his body. Elize narrowed her eyes and was about to say something when she noticed it. Those eyes. Those same blue eyes! ********* "Who's there?!" She asked aloud, unable to find anyone. 'You have the come at last.' The voice replied, a hint of joy in its tone. She gulped her saliva nervously. "Who- who's there?!" Elize stuttered. 'I am what is missing from you.' The voice replied, calmly. "Huh?" 'Since our time has not yet come to become one, why may I ask are you here?' The voice asked. "I uh.." She said absentmindedly. 'Let us seal our bond with a wish, that I may accept you as my master.' The voice spoke with much enthusiasm. ****** "Do you hate me Elize?" He asked, with a pout. Elize maintained her poker face. She was not going to fall for it no matter how cute he tried to act, she thought to herself. "No I don't sir. I don't even know you." She replied nonchalantly. "Ouch. That hurt." He said, clutching the place above his heart. Elize huffed, rolling her eyes. "Do you really have something to say or should I come back later?" She asked, folding her hands above her chest. "Would you come back to me later, on your own accord?" He teased, almost reaching her. "That's not what I-" The Kelpie's laughter cut her off. "You're so cute when you do that. It makes me want to bite you." He said licking his lips, his wet tongue gliding over his moist lips slowly, making a show of the process.
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