Thanks, Roy
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The absolutely, 100% true story of Roy. Prepare to be amazed by his amazing feats of amazingness and his unimaginable adorableness. Watch as he overcomes extreme adversity and demonstrates incredible acts of heroism. Be intrigued by his superior intellect and hot sense of style. All in all, get ready to be flabbergasted, or horrified, one of those.
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