The Chicken Story

Once upon a time, in a land very, very far away, like on Mars or something where animals can talk. There was a chicken named The Chicken, his parents must of been fruit flies because he got one lame name. Any ways he was always afraid that he wouldn't ever find a friend, because he lived on Mars and it was as remote as Tristan de Cunha. So he looked and looked, and then something big happened, kinda like the Big Bang but not quite as big and not near as popular. Any who, in the streets the children screamed, the lovers cried and the poets dreamed, but not a word was spoken and church bells were all broken, so he sent out on a journey.