Ryan McMullan: Time of Kronos

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My name is Ryan McMullan, and I hate my life. I have ADHD and dyslexia, and I have been held back three times. Can you imagine that? School is bad enough as it is, but imagine being stuck in school with the same teachers, spending extra years. At a boarding school. Yep, you heard me correctly. I have been held back three times at a boarding school. Most of you out there probably haven't been held back, and I'm warning you. Do good in school. Don't be held back. It is torture. It's not even my fault! I was born with my dyslexia! I can't help the letters flying off the page when I read!

To make things even worse, I live in an orphanage. No one there is really that cool, and the chaperones treat us horribly.

But lately things have been getting stranger. In have recently obtained a friend named Tyler. He walks funny, and he goes crazy on enchilada day at school. Then our teacher was suddenly on vacation forever and a new teacher, Mr.Batton, took her place. Mr. Batton is addicted to Greek Mythology. He literally knows every single thing about, probably even some things experts didn't know. He goes especially hard on me, although he is also nicest to me. I swear, he isn't human.

I'm telling you, you do not want to be me.