You Just Gotta Die Laughing
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Last published Mon, Jun 2, 2014
Peter is a busy city detective who's stressful life is about to take a turn for the weird. When a self proclaimed vigilante killer abducts his wife and decides they need to play a little game, choices will be made, secrets revealed and a life saved. Is this killer really as crazy as he seems or does Peter have a bigger role to play than he knows?
PG13 for reference to murder, mild references to sex, and mild swearing
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