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"Sorta Kinda Hate You"

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LECTURES 21
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Chapitres 2
Durée <5 mins

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"You know any good boyfriend flowers? Like, those ones that just scream 'Hi, I'm from the most romantic movie you've ever seen in your life'?"

"You have very interesting descriptions."
~

Sharing an apartment isn't always easy. This is especially true for workaholic Ronaldo Flores and laidback Charles Capone. 

One is messy while the other is clean.
One has never had a sip of alcohol while the other comes home drunk every weekend.
One has no time for relationships while the other is hopelessly in love. 

Despite their differences, they've tolerated each other for about a year.

Will that change?

Probably.

[WARNING: Lots of swearing, alchohol, mentions of abuse; Warnings to be updated as story progresses]Tous Droits Réservés

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