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The Big Bad Goodnight

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Is it true that fairy tales have happy endings? 

Don't believe everything you read, brother! 

This is not the story your mom read to you at bed time. This is the real, grim reality, where wolves are big but not so bad, and little golden-haired trespassers are also murderous psychos. This is the world where charming princes become serial killers, femme fatales wear fairy wings, glass slippers lead to beastly, bloody murder, and juvenile delinquents become bait for wicked witches, and nobody, I mean nobody, crosses the Peter Piper family. 

Inspired in equal parts by the Brothers Grimm, Sin City, and MAD Magazine, "The Big Bad Goodnight" is packed to the gills with shady characters, double-crossing hoodlums, and hard-luck losers in search of the most priceless treasure of all - a second chance.All Rights Reserved

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Forest of Lies by Talespinner56

A thousand years past, the world was run by humankind. But it changed, when countries became embroiled in a war that gave the werewolves the opportunity, to recreate the earth in their own image. Now humans are the lowest on the food chain, little more than animals to the hellish overlords. Now the humans hide in the forests and mountains, while the werewolves live in the elegance of the great prosperous walled cities. Clothed in luxury, while their counterparts starve in the wilderness. A truth that can't be denied by Nyx, the scarred and gifted daughter of a village shaman. Living in the forests of the once great Northeast of North America. Days are long and hard for her village, scraping bye for game and medicinal plants. Praying for salvation, from the iron hand of the werewolves that rule them all. Alpha Evander has grown desperate to help his pack. The Howlers of the Silver City, have seen a decrease in population for decades. The only solution, is to find more mates, and humans have been revealed to be a match for the monsters. Foretold by the Great Priestess of the Moon, an omen of doom for all free humans left in the wild wood. Through fate, Nyx will come across the wolfen brute. By blood, she will defend her people from this formidable horde. With courage, she will face off against destiny, loss, and unwanted love. All while Evander, plots to break the humans' pride. Searching for the very girl that will thwart him at every turn. Hunting her down, till one of them finally breaks. ⚠️Trigger warning! Story contains mentions of violence, gore, abuse, assault, and sexual situations. Do not read if you are uncomfortable with the mentioned topics above.

Bitten (B1) Complete by courtneyrush756

(Book 1 of the bitten series) This is the OLD VERSION. Working on the rewrite! Warning: Some rough/sensitive themes, be warned. Complete! Everyone, even I always believed that monsters, and creatures of the night belonged in horror stories, and fairy tales. Well, we were wrong. They didn't need the moon to change, they don't hate silver, and not the classic hairy guys either. No, they are different. Everything I knew, changes one night... //...My head was jolted to the side, all I could feel was some sort of fluffy material. Before I could say anything, a searing pain entered my flesh on my neck. ...//

Dark by Sunny_Sky_364

We are us. Just me and my friends. Night is when we're active. Darkness is our friend. Dress in black. Run around. Go wild. Hide. Don't get caught. Leave your mark. (TW: includes descriptions of blood, injury, murder, death, swearing, derealisation.) !!!DISCONTINUED!!! (May be rewritten eventually)

Killer Queen|✔️ (Book 1) by TaylorBryant787

⚠️ This is a true story, unfortunately. 🖤1st in a series ✅Completed I labeled this as teen "fiction" because my target age group usually thinks of self-help books or text books when they hear "non-fiction" and don't realize a memoir reads like any other fiction story. ☣️SYNOPSES: I'm finally over the embarrassment and ready to tell someone what happened. I wrote this to help anyone who might make the same mistakes i did; to stop them before it's too late. I thought I could cure my severe depression and anxiety on my own, during my senior year of high school. Instead, I : ✔️Developed a psychotic obsession with a sophomore ✔️Used a 12 yr. old child for a weekly therapist. ✔️Got accidentally addicted to drugs ✔️Became a stalker extraordinaire. ✔️Got myself into 2 fake relationship at once. ✔️Tricked the most popular guy in school, Kiwi (I'll explain the name) into doing my dirty work, pulling a Romeo and Juliet and ruining his life. You're invited to come laugh with me, cry with me, fall apart with me; it's no fun doing this by myself.

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

The street-fighting nerd by raven_strom

Meet Raven Night. She's 17. At school, she gets bullied because she's a "nerd". No one knows her past and she tends to keep it that way. During the day she is the nerd of the school. But at night she is the infamous street-fighter and racer, "Diablo". When she's not fighting or racing, she is the assassin "Death". Here's a little bit of her past, when she was 7 she watched her family get murdered in front of her. After that, she was sent to foster home after foster home. She was adopted by a man when she was 13. He is part of the second-most dangerous gang in the world. He hurts her for fun but she's afraid to try and stop him. Now meet Jacob William. He's 18. He and his other two friends just moved to town. When Jacob and his two friends(Michael & Caden) first arrived at Rosewood high, Raven was away on a mission. Jacob is a gang leader while Michael is his third-in-command and Caden is his second-in-command. Jacob had a dark past so he's cold to anyone that's not friends or family. Will Jacob and Raven open up to each other or will they hate each other? Find out in The street-fighting nerd. ⚠️⚠️This story has mature language and scenes. There will be murder and gore in this book. I will have LGBTQ+ people in this book. If you do not like this, DO NOT READ IT.⚠️⚠️ You have been warned.

I Cannot Marry You! by mizu_Bow

This story is going to be very sweet and nice at the beginning, till it sets to a darker more graphic scenes... Will have harem, murder, loss,and some more. Do not recommend reading this to some viwers, it will have trigger warnings. If you have some, do not read it please, If you do not, read if you're interested. I shall be posting from now on a page every two weeks on friday, if not I shall notify when. Have you ever been reading a good story, a manga story, just to suddenly lose your life the next?... My name is Misa!, and this is my story of how I was reincarnated into another world. I was working like any normal day. I was so tired of flirty rude men, tired of rude comments when I was just trying to write down their order. Only to come home tired and my own mother with no job complains to me for being so lazy when I get home. Just to also be asked for money and lied to that she had a job, I escape this reality with books, preferably manga. My favorite is not your typical female lead and male lead, no I love the villainess side of the story why she became like that, just to see is because the female lead was the true villainess all along, framing over and over the so-called true villainess. Only for her to be found out by the duke and would end up only having one choice of a man to marry, sometimes wouldn't even marry any cause they apologize to the so-called villainess and fall for her. I wish i was in a story like that. i would not mind being a side character, being able to dress in those wonderful dresses, seeing the castle, the city, and how it used to be. Having a simple job that can keep me up on my feet. But for it to be more of a fantasy world where beast-kin people live with humans. There is magic in the world too. It would be wonderful to live in such a world.

Gold ✓ by randomsweetstuff

| Rumpelstiltskin Retelling | He placed the knife on her lap and started talking again, "You see the thing is, you're lucky to escape with your life today but I want that money back and as far as I'm concerned I haven't been repaid properly if you're still wandering the streets alive..." ~*~ Once upon a time, a girl lived happily ever after. Isn't it too bad that there's no such thing as a happy ending? Debts, danger and deals. All the perfect ingredients to create chaos. Too bad a splotch of gold was added. ~*~ Highest Ranking: General Fiction #124 Short Story #298

Voice on the Wing by ShaunAllan

I'd always heard the voices. From being a young child when the doctors had long since given up trying to find a cause, the voices woke me, screaming, in the night. But then, they began to guide me. When I started to find the dead bodies - animals, children - I was called a psychic. I was used to help, but I could only find what the voices wanted to show me. But then, one day, the killer chose another victim. It chose me, and only the voices could save me. Except, they weren't just voices. They were.... - Whilst on a long (7.5) hour flight to Wattpad HQ in Toronto, I was watching the film Solace. Part way through, an idea threw itself into my mind and I had to stop the film and start writing immediately. I also had another idea later on, again which I had to write down. This is the first of those ideas and is written for the #OnceUponNow promotion. Don't worry, Red Queen is being worked on too, but sometimes you just need to purge yourself of a story to be able to continue on with another.

The Glorious Flame (#2) by writeraliciagonzalez

A murderous, psychopathic pixie with a gun meets a equally attractive, maddening prince who also has a gun. The real twist? A mysterious disease threatens to end this murderous, psychopathic pixie, and her only hope may just be the prince whom she hates... But who are we kidding? There is no story if there is no undeniably, sexually frustrating, overwhelmingly infuriating attraction between Ms. Batshit-crazy herself and a certain prince who clearly has a death wish when it comes to his choice of woman. Buckle up, because when it involves Inferno and Rouhem... I'd start popping that popcorn now. ----------------------------------------------------------------- And god how good he looked in his leather jacket and blue jeans. It was pissing her off. "Oh, really?" he responded to the sound of her gun. His deep voice sent shivers down her spine. She never had such reactions to a male until him, and she has decided that no matter how amazing it felt, it was most likely for the best that she ignored it. "Yes, really!" she snapped, "you barge into my life and don't expect consequences? You must not be Rouhem. He would know that I can get a little trigger happy when someone annoys me, especially you!" Inferno knew herself well enough to firmly state that she was a very irrational person outside of grave situations. Anything that exasperated her usually was shot. It was a mere fact. "Do it then, pixie, make my day." ----------------------------------------------------------------- (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT OF ALL KINDS *EMPHASIS ON THE ALL PART*) (2nd book in this universe of brooding beasts and the women who slay more than Buffy, CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE, but there are spoilers for the 1st book... you've been warned... but hey, you do what you want... this was definitely way too long of a side-note... my bad... bye)

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Forest of Lies

A thousand years past, the world was run by humankind. But it changed, when countries became embroiled in a war that gave the werewolves the opportunity, to recreate the earth in their own image. Now humans are the lowest on the food chain, little more than animals to the hellish overlords. Now the humans hide in the forests and mountains, while the werewolves live in the elegance of the great prosperous walled cities. Clothed in luxury, while their counterparts starve in the wilderness. A truth that can't be denied by Nyx, the scarred and gifted daughter of a village shaman. Living in the forests of the once great Northeast of North America. Days are long and hard for her village, scraping bye for game and medicinal plants. Praying for salvation, from the iron hand of the werewolves that rule them all. Alpha Evander has grown desperate to help his pack. The Howlers of the Silver City, have seen a decrease in population for decades. The only solution, is to find more mates, and humans have been revealed to be a match for the monsters. Foretold by the Great Priestess of the Moon, an omen of doom for all free humans left in the wild wood. Through fate, Nyx will come across the wolfen brute. By blood, she will defend her people from this formidable horde. With courage, she will face off against destiny, loss, and unwanted love. All while Evander, plots to break the humans' pride. Searching for the very girl that will thwart him at every turn. Hunting her down, till one of them finally breaks. ⚠️Trigger warning! Story contains mentions of violence, gore, abuse, assault, and sexual situations. Do not read if you are uncomfortable with the mentioned topics above.