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Parts 3
Time 7m

I'm a bitch. 

There I said it. I'm not afraid to say it either. I am mean, cold, fearless, and intimidating.

But also I'm a genius. 

A prodigy since a was a dziecko, a child. But now I'm in stupid America and I'm very zalany, or pissed. Just because I blew up a couple of street blocks doesn't mean those bastards can exile me from my home village, Opole. 

Just saying that's a real dick move right there.

Where was I? Oh yes! Now I'm in stupid America where everyone is loud and greasy. Well it is an drastic improvement from Opole. There everyone reeked of piss, misery, and poverty. A pitiful bunch they were.

And now I must unfortunately come to America. Land of opportunity. 

Land of opportunity my ass! Wait, but there is opportunity in this dreadful place. This is a new opportunity to terrorize anyone I hate and also it's an opportunity to see my brat, my beloved brother. 

Sigh. It's hard being half Polish and half Russian. Especially when I look like a dziewczyna, a girl. I have short golden blond hair,  ice cold, wide and innocent blue eyes, pale delicate skin, and pink full lips. For some reason I'm very thin and I have curvy hips. If anything people usually think I'm a skinny, boobless, white girl from twilight or some shit like that, but that's a bunch of gowno byka (bull shit). I admit part of that is my fault because I dress and sound like a girl. 

Now into more important things. Like my brat, or brother Guden. My name is Evelyn. It's strange because our names are basically Guden, good, and Evelyn, evil. I would think it was funny as hell if I didn't love my brother so much. It's really pathetic, but as close as we are it's inevitable.

It's strange because even though we are twins we look totally different and I have a strong Russian accent while he haves a strong Polish accent. 

Well welcome to the bat shit crazy life of Evelyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All Rights Reserved

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