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Drunk Dialing

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Reads 14,738
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Parts 43
Time 2h 0m

❝ Heeeey Valerie, uhm, are you there? I knoooooow you are you picked up the uhm, thing midgy so you are. ❞

❝ Uhm, who's this? ❞

─ ·❆· ─ 

A heartbroken boy gives a failing physics student the inertia she needs to keep up her "ever crippling procrastination problem". Maybe sometimes the wrong number can lead to someone right, even if they're running on spite and caffeine.

Credit for the amazing summary goes to @totheforest
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