patrick.is a hoe. nuff said . . . . . . This story is made as a joke. Patrick is a real person and. I am writing this book to make jokes and fun of my best friend of many years. He and I share many memories and inside jokes. A lot of my close friends are also reading this book so it's more for my school. Feel free to read anyway. My other books are more professional and have longer chapters and much better content. So enjoy this little joke book