_PAASA_√BY: BITCHES
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"Bakit mo ko pinaasa??" sinabi ko ng di makapaniwala.
"Bakit ka nga ba umasa?" Sabi nya pa habang tumatawa.
"Bakit nga ba sweet ka sakin?" nagtatakang kong sabi
"Bakit nga ba nagpadala ka?" sabi nya nang payabang
"Ehhh de woww.. ako na ang dakilang tanga!" sabi ko naiinis
"Ah muna baka eh" sabi nya
*🙄* lul
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