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Craig of the Dead

Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

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Reads 29,588
Votes 1,108
Parts 47
Time 6h 6m

Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

Mature

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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. 

South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. 

I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. 

In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. 

Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. 

Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. 

-Craig 

**NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.**

**ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**All Rights Reserved

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Drunk Hearts by winterredbull

The core four have almost made it through college. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and unfortunately Cartman all attend CU Boulder in an attempt to get out of South Park while still staying within the state. Everyone has secrets, and it's up to them to decide who they trust. You know what they say, drunken words are sober thoughts. DISCLAIMER: All of the characters are aged up to their early 20's. This is a college AU, and is separate from the show. This fic will contain mature themes. There will be some content warnings before chapters if applicable. Main ships include Stan x Kyle, Kenny x Butters, and Craig x Tweek. Some general TWs: self harm, drug use, alcohol use, eating disorders, other mental illnesses, implications of sex (possibly smut, but liminal), suicidal thoughts, and of course cussing and violence. Characters belong to the show South Park, made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone Original cover art belongs to Pixiv Story belongs to me.

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Ever since we were born, my brother and I had to keep moving from place to place, running from something. And now, we've moved to this small little mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I just want things to be normal this time. ___ ALL CHARACTERS ARE18+ Pairs: Stan x (Y/n) Kenny x (Y/n) Kyle x (Y/n) Craig x (Y/n) Tweek x (Y/n) Clyde x (Y/n) ____ Some events occur during Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole! Start: Nov. 2022. End: September 2023

MIXTAPE. [STAN MARSH X MALE READER] by GraffitiGhostz

!!DISCLAIMERS!! •I do not own any of the original material or have any rights over the South Park franchise •This is simply a fan fiction I wrote for fun and entertainment Ever since the 4th grade [name] [last name] has been best friends with Stan Marsh. After finally graduating from Highschool, Stan admits to [name] that he doesn't have a plan for after they graduate. This leads [name] to ask Stan to join him as his roommate in California, as it's where he plans to attend a college to major in Music Production. However as they spend more and more time figuring out how to live on their own and what they want to make of themselves, feelings that had been brushed off in the past began to resurface.

$HTBMHIT || {A creek fanfiction} by Mal_nourished$

All the stars above, yet I still couldn't look away from you're starry eyed gaze. It was summer in South Park. I met this boy at the bridge I used to go to back when I was younger. Something about him felt like home; a promise and an oath I have kept. - We eventually grew on each other, making everyday worth waking for; a kiss of life. He was the sand of both our knees and the sun of our sheets. But things tend to change and the worse thing is: I am the one wishing for it not to' but I'm the one who drastically changed. I got lost in the fire of the war in my mind. ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆ Hey ya'll this is my first published composition. Probably not the best yet for I'm still looking forward on my start. - so if theres some grammar errors and unnecessary stuffs, please, don't hold yourself to advice and correct me; or perhaps even make a joke out of it LMFAO. This book is quite long and slow burn so if you want a short one shots type of book, this may not be for you. I got the inspo for the plot from the episode where Tweek and Craig broke up in front of the asian girls. So yeah, expect the goths to be here. But anyways, if you come across this book and stayed for a long while, thanks a bunch! PS: Ignore the random updates, I'm just fixing some stuffs with the chapters I've published. - And yes, the timeline is ahead on this one, therefore they are already senior highs

Rain ( Tweek x Craig ) by bgbgbyvu

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South Park One-Shots (Completed) by P_Chaos

Found my book huh? Well, this is my first, so enjoy go ahead and enjoy it. Edit: I have closed the book, but it is still posted for you all to continue reading/rereading. Hope I inspired lots of you to create your own stories, no matter how scary it might seem. Thank you for 2k views for this book overall. You all are lovely readers. I do not own South Park, or any of the characters from the show. Request options: • Craig x Tweek (Creek) • Kenny x Butters (Bunny) • Kenny x Kyle (K2) • Kyle x Craig (Cryle) • Stan x Kyle (Style) • Mike x Larry (Vampir x DarkHeart) • Mike x Pete (Pike) • Pete x Michael (CuRed) • Ike x Karen x Firkle • Firkle x Ike (Fike) • Michael x Larry • Michael x Henrietta x Pete •Michael x Pete x Mike

Life Sucks In South Park (Style) by slaythedayaway2day

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The Sun and The Moon (south park stanxkyle) by spaced0out

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