Craig of the Dead
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  • Reads 29,404
  • Votes 1,108
  • Parts 47
  • Time 6h 6m
Complete, First published Sep 30, 2018
Mature
Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. 

South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. 

I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. 

In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. 

Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. 

Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. 

-Craig 

**NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.**

**ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**
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MIXTAPE. [STAN MARSH X MALE READER] cover
Life Sucks In South Park (Style) cover
She's Back (Kyle Broflovski x Reader) cover
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Found my book huh? Well, this is my first, so enjoy go ahead and enjoy it. Edit: I have closed the book, but it is still posted for you all to continue reading/rereading. Hope I inspired lots of you to create your own stories, no matter how scary it might seem. Thank you for 2k views for this book overall. You all are lovely readers. I do not own South Park, or any of the characters from the show. Request options: • Craig x Tweek (Creek) • Kenny x Butters (Bunny) • Kenny x Kyle (K2) • Kyle x Craig (Cryle) • Stan x Kyle (Style) • Mike x Larry (Vampir x DarkHeart) • Mike x Pete (Pike) • Pete x Michael (CuRed) • Ike x Karen x Firkle • Firkle x Ike (Fike) • Michael x Larry • Michael x Henrietta x Pete •Michael x Pete x Mike