Wishful Thinking [vol. i] - Currently being rewritten

[I am rewriting this, because I hate the direction I am going in, i.e. there was no direction. It was only my own hubris that is keeping this story together].

You knew that Ms Dara's cookies and cakes were too good to be apart of this world. But, here you are. Stuck in an anime, just like the weird fanfiction your friend made you read (against your will).
Good news is, it's an anime you kind of know.

The bad news?
There is a 95% chance you could die.

{naruto various x sarcastic!reader}