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But it isn't my fault, I was given this dead body. I swear!

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This was worth it just to be able to display that cover picture. What beauty. 

Edit: Can't believe titles have to be less than 80 characters. Guess everyone is just going to have to miss out on that amazing joke that I definitely wrote there, but that was 81 characters. What a shame, I mean, it's not like there's anywhere else that I could put it, like somewhere I'm writing right now or anything. And I mean, I Could technically delete the double spaces, but I mean. What do I look like, a savage? 






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