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100% Venezuela

Leituras 27
Votos 8
Capítulos 1
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Leituras 27
Votos 8
Capítulos 1
Tempo <5 mins

humor joda risa venezolanos venezuela

¡Hola!. ¿Eres Venezolano y quieres reirte un rato?, ¡Pues pasa!.

¿Eres de otro país y quieres entendernos? ¡Pasa!

Yo soy Leyla Yuribiseidy, una Venezolana que extraña su país y quiere recordarlo lo más posible. Pero claro, como buena Genezolana, jodiendo.Todos os Direitos Reservados

humor joda risa venezolanos venezuela

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1 - Uso de la palabra "Coño" en Venezuela
dom, set 30, 2018

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1 - Uso de la palabra "Coño" en Venezuela
dom, set 30, 2018

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Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED], de GabrielXander

[Check my profile for the new version of this story!!] [This is so... I wrote this when I was 16 😭 I am well aware how bad this is!!] [KnY Various x Isekai!Reader] If you're honest with yourself, getting thrown into 1900's Japan was not the weirdest thing you've done/experienced in your 16/17 years of living. For example: you accidentally stole a penguin from a Zoo! You have no idea where it went, though... Well, in any case, getting isekai'd into Demon Slayer? No sweat! You can totally survive without totally losing your shit! Once you finally learn Japanese and real combat experience, it's over for those demon bitches! But, you find out too quickly that death does not discriminate, not even for Main Characters like you. (On Quotev and AO3 under the same name)

New London, de JadenSeptum

idk what this is but one day my friend and I randomly decided to take our OCs from different fantasy stories and put them all together in a modern/future/cyberpunk aesthetic world instead. More comedic and satire than the typical serious stuff we usually do. I just decided to put it up here in case anyone enjoyed it Some characters from my book "Ascendant" are recycled for this (Muiredach, Uriah, and Runa) my friend created and wrote for Adeline, Raegan, and Klaus All other characters were created and written by myself Rated M for mature because of language. There's not a lot of sex or anything aside from talking and joking. I think ages 15 to 25 would likely enjoy it the most. It's kind of goofy and fun. LORE AND CONTEXT: A very satire-like cyberpunk style world in 2100s. Superheroes are kind of a known thing though extremely rare and not like how Marvel has one down every street. There are ambiguous "powers and magical forces" people have spoken about more so than in our world but other than that, it's basically our world but the hypothetical and comedic future. New London is a neglected city off the coast of Canada (Canada is known as North Montana now after the US took it). It's huge and very cyberpunk in style... but it's hard to describe so find our Pinterest board about the story by following the external link in the story parts... Very Gotham City like. It was where many people from the UK migrated to after the third world war but the city's politics and system are awful and the crime rate is super high

Blindsided By The Boss, de JeniRaeD

Enemies-to-lovers * Bickering/bantering Boss/employee * Romantic comedy with a HEA He says I'm a hemorrhoid and a massive dark cloud without a silver lining. I consider him a bosshole and heartless prick--because that's what he is and more. I've never met my boss. He works only through emails. I was two months in at my new job, when I had to fly to Florida to bury my grandmother. The night of her funeral, an overly hot man approached me while I was in the middle of trying to meet a deadline, wondering if I'd be interested in having a wild night with him. It had been a couple years since I Iast been with a man. I was pissed at my boss, and he was good looking, so I accepted his offer. Next, I emailed my boss telling him I wasn't making the deadline because I was going to get laid. And I did... lots of it. The next morning he was gone. Months later, I run into my boss--in the dark--on masquerade night at a sex club. Let's just say we had an interesting moment. After that I wanted to kill him more than I already wanted to. Weeks later. I had the shock of my life when we met face to face at my best friends wedding. Callum's a one-and-done type of guy. And I wasn't looking for love either. But our friends had other plans for us. They thought we were the perfect match and did all they could to set us up. Will us two stubborn hotheads see we're meant to be? Credit for cover: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/RLSather

Dear you,, de llama_butt

STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.

Risa Hontiveros x Leni Robredo One Shots, de rock_stargirl

i'm bored and i love these two lovely ladies so why not make one-shots of them? they're adorable. expect slow updates bcs i'm lazy asf idek why i'm still in this world and just risa taking in charge, i guess? anyways, LET LENI FCKING LEAD! MISOGYNISTIC PEOPLE CAN GO AND DIE IDC.

Call me kitten (boyxboy love) ✓, de _Pretty-please

Jamie is happy with life, he has everything under control and every day is the same, just like he wants it. He is a loner by choice, girlfriends and friends are overrated. Or so he thinks. But when the new co-worker starts to hit on him it all starts to crumble. The co-worker is sexy as hell, confident and totally out of his league. And a guy. This starts a journey into new aspects of life. To learn how to let go of control, to embrace the darkest desires without fear. And to fall in love with someone that calls you kitten. *The sequel is out - Make me beg* https://www.wattpad.com/story/293369610-make-me-beg == Links == All socials, and spotify playlist is on my profile! == Disclaimer == # This is a boy x boy story # Contains explicit language and content (+18!!) # Contains acts of BDSM, so if you're not into that, beware (those chapters will begin with a warning) == Rankings == Jul 19 2022: #20 IN #ROMANCE Nov 29 2021: #1 IN #GAYROMANCE Oct 24 2021: #1 IN #MXM Oct 22 2021: #29 IN #BOYXBOY Oct 10 2021: #3 IN #GAYLOVE (and I apologise for any misspelled words and incorrect grammar ^o^ )

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt), de fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

$𝑀𝑦 𝐶𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑆𝑘𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑏𝑜𝑦❤︎{𝑅𝑒𝑘𝑖 𝑥 𝐹𝑒𝑚! 𝑆ℎ𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟}, de push_pop_$

I decided to do this since i was bored like always and my friends said to do a reki story so here i am 𝐘/𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 6, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝.☆ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎: 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 18ᵗʰ, 2021 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 12ᵗʰ, 2021

Youtuber One Shots [C L O S E D], de hotttwingz

I'll go from vloggers to gamers! Read first page for details!!! Make sure to tell your friends, siblings, mom, and grandma. ////. D I S C O N T I N U E D .\\\\

doncaster city lights | YUNGBLUD, de fauxplasticdolls

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Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED] cover

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𝑀𝑦 𝐶𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑆𝑘�𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑏𝑜𝑦❤︎{𝑅𝑒𝑘𝑖 𝑥 𝐹𝑒𝑚! 𝑆ℎ𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟} cover

Youtuber One Shots [C L O S E D] cover

doncaster city lights | YUNGBLUD cover

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

[Check my profile for the new version of this story!!] [This is so... I wrote this when I was 16 😭 I am well aware how bad this is!!] [KnY Various x Isekai!Reader] If you're honest with yourself, getting thrown into 1900's Japan was not the weirdest thing you've done/experienced in your 16/17 years of living. For example: you accidentally stole a penguin from a Zoo! You have no idea where it went, though... Well, in any case, getting isekai'd into Demon Slayer? No sweat! You can totally survive without totally losing your shit! Once you finally learn Japanese and real combat experience, it's over for those demon bitches! But, you find out too quickly that death does not discriminate, not even for Main Characters like you. (On Quotev and AO3 under the same name)