totally and complete randomness episode 2
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Last published Thu, May 22, 2014
hi im pie and this is totally and complete randomness
todays episode is about men
1. if you think your mans cheating cut his penis off
2. if your man isnt tired after work ride him into the sun set
3. if you just got new condoms and your all out and you aint getting nun fuck a bitch up
4. if you go on your mans phone and there isnt any naked or random pictures marry that nigga NOW
5. if you pussy hurts and you were asleep he fucking raper yo ass
this has been totally and complete randomness with pie
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