Love Bites
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MatureComplete Wed, Oct 31, 201840m
Book One in the "A Two Parent, Two Bottles of Wine a Night Job" series.
It's summertime, and Louise and her best pal Rudy decide to figure out what's the big deal about all this sex stuff. Things don't go quite as planned for either of them. Fortunately, Tina and Gene are there to help Louise work things out.
Author's Notes:
I do not own "Bob's Burgers", any of the music referenced in the story, and can't take credit for the "Archer" references, either. I'm just playing with other people's toys, and I hope you enjoy the show.
The cover photo is graffiti created by Domke in Germany.
This is a five-part story, which will be updated every Wednesday. Constructive feedback is always appreciated.
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