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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams

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Ever wondered what cats are dreaming about? If you are, go somewhere else, because this cat isn't like other cats. Nelson Meem from the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures Collection has dreams of the most random and weird things you'll ever hear about. From using a green wii remote to transform into Hothead from Ben 10 to flying a pirate ship to his in-dream ex wife's island to retrieve a black thinking cap whilst, at the same time, trying to save his relationship with his in-dream kids! Nelson has no limits to what his dreams will achieve. Curious? Then read Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams!

This book comes after the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3!All Rights Reserved

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