Confessions of a Professional Douchebag
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Hey, I'm Jared, your local suburban douchebag. I sag my pants, smoke the devil's lettuce, basically pretend I just crawled out of the most ratchet neighborhood you can think of. But inside, I'm just a sensitive mama's boy. Don't believe me? Just read my diar-I mean journal, and you'll see...
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