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The Cat in the Hat Shoots Up Random Places

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This was based off from a dream I had where The Cat in the Hat shot a random guy hosting a mall event at the mall. Will anyone be able to stop The Cat, or will he reign terror over the world? XDAll Rights Reserved

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Chapter one: The mall
Fri, Apr 3, 2020

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Chapter one: The mall
Fri, Apr 3, 2020

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