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Mass Effect: Revenge Of The Jar

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Commander Shepard has a difficult two years. Her problems include betrayal, treason, Jacob, oh and her own death. But the only thing she never thought she would add would be jars.
Find out what happens when a stubborn jar of salsa decides to ruin Shepard's relaxation time.
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