too dirty for the sidewalk (a Matt Champion story)

"What's your motive with me, baby?"

Up-and-coming band sylphia find themselves in constant fights with their least favorite boyband BROCKHAMPTON, with neither side willing to back down.

Defacto leader Francesca "Fancy Trois" Lajoie can't stand any of the band (cute skater boys with big brown eyes and freckles nonwithstanding). That goes double for Kevin Abstract, who shares mutual feelings of disdain specifically for her.

But when their respective labels want to turn their rivalry into something beneficial for both sides, can they fake it until they make it? Can they create magic in the chaos? Or is something bound to break?

Like hearts?

(Title derived from Matt Champion's "Mansions")

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