HOT OR NOT: ONE WEEK AND ONE THOUSAND WAYS TO LAUGH

September 19, 2018
8:49PM

JOKES BY LEO
THE COMPENDIAN™
VOLUME ONE.

HOT OR NOT: ONE WEEK AND ONE THOUSAND WAYS TO LAUGH

ABOUT BOOK❓

This book is about 100 jokes, some funny, some not so funny, many upright boring...

THINGS TO EXPECT❗

* Explicit Content 🔞
* Opinions Contrary To Yours 📴
* Things We Know You Don't Like 📵

FEATURED JOKES OF CELEBRITIES

CARDI B

Cardi B says she be laughing on her own sometimes, because so many jokes on her mind. Makes you wonder what kind of jokes are on Cardi B's mind 😏 Anyway, so I saw a movie last night, The Hitman's Bodyguard, and this woman, Kincaid's wife, talks and looks so much like Cardi B. Sincerely, I had a crush on her. Which means I have a crush on Cardi B too 😛 However, not everytime, I like some of her pics, I don't like some 😑 Especially the one on her album Invasion Of Privacy, she looking like a wannabe Rugby player 😕❗

DJ KHALED

So one of the most boring comedians I've had the misfortune of having to listen to, currently has, reportedly, the biggest comedy show in Africa. I know you're wondering, 'How is that possible?' Well, it turns out there's really power in unity. It's just like DJ Khaled for example, he knows he can neither sing nor rap, so he helps himself and features like at least three of the world's best artists. All in one song. While the talented people are entertaining us, all the DJ is yelling is, 'DJ Khaled!' -- a very boring and unmelodious sound 😏 Then later he asks us/himself, 'Why am I yelling?' 😮 -- Perhaps we are Google 😕❓

(Did I mention the comedian's name 😝 ? No I didn't mention the comedian's name 😏 Did I 😐 ? No I did not 😀 I'm safe 🙏)

ABOUT AUTHOR❓

Joel E. O. Okon, aka Leo, is a young Nigerian rapper, singer-songwriter, writer, poet, life coach, computer science enthusiast, entrepreneur, comedian, non-celeb human being, living with over five health disorders including High Functioning Autism (HFA).

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