It's slow. It's fast. And it's not happening. He's the boy next door and she is NOT going to let this turn into a pathetically cliché love story. It's hardly a challenge with his dorky ways and his weird blue eyes. (she's always loved blue eyes.) Not when the ice cream he buys her is bland and tasteless. (she hates it.) And definitely not when he teaches her how to dance. (because that's both stupid and a lost cause.)