"MADE YOU LOOK! YOU DIRTY CHOOK!" By dkmdundas WARNING!!18+ offensive language!

Warning !! The following contains , vulgar and offensive language! And is of explicit sexual detail! It is strictly over 18+ and is not recommended! It contains no MSG!
It should be taken only on its comical value ! And not out of context!
No fur was worn , during the writing of this book! For those "special " people , who have a disgusting and deviant mind! Read it if you dare ! !? If you want to laugh your arse off! No racism ! No Santaphobia no clausism , sexual or gender preference references ! No intended reference or preference to any religious cultural issues ! No poliomyelitis! No sugar or salt content ! No homophobia! No cruelty to animals intended or happened during the writing or publication of this crappy book! 100% fat free! No kilojoules! & 0 calories! Urinal secretion may occur during the reading of this book!
WARNING: If swallowed, induce vomiting!
All works are original or parody of old nursery rhymes or folk laws !
Strictly for those with a thick skin ! Over 18 + only! No prudes , plum in the mouth , complainers !
Fines of $500 in giggles and max penalties of hysterical laughter !
WARNING : Contents may be fatal if head comes off , as a result of hysterical laughter!