freaky friday
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I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)Holy shit, I got a kid (ohOhh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)Wait, can I really say the n-word?What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y'all niggasCause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah,
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