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The Misadventures of Doitsu and Ikea

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Reads 665
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Parts 12
Time 5m

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Mysterious events started to happen when Lithuania wrongly sent a message to America's phone that was meant for Poland. 

But it wasn't America who replied. 

CRACK FIC. 

Disclaimer: nOpE, i aInT oWnInG sMtH nAmEd hEtAlIA--

Disclaimer 2: nope, it seemed i dont own uno as well

Disclaimer 3: the best award this story have gotten is getting #30 on the Useless category. 

Note: I'm not lying if I say I'm not proud on getting #30 on Useless.All Rights Reserved

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