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The Unfortunate Events of the Cook and the Madman

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A write up novelization of our first Dungeons and Dragons campaign which stoked the fires of my writers mind that has been dormant for many years. 

My Character - Poppy Broadbelt - A hermit halfling cook 
Friend's Character - Samuel Bale - Human with demonic powers.

Based on the Dungeon and Dragons Starter Campaign - The Lost Mine of PhandelverAll Rights Reserved

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