When Royalty Collides (#YIKES)

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(NaNoWriMo 2018; cover made by @AverySummers)

Chrissy Li is:
1. A gossip columnist

2. A damn /good/ gossip columnist

3. In way, way, way, /way/ too deep

When Princess Lea Lynton of Aciras announced her engagement to the prince of a suitably exotic foreign nation and invited the royalty of basically the entire world to a month of pre-wedding celebrations, Chrissy could practically feel the metaphorical drool dripping out of her mouth. As the gossip columnist for The Lynston Daily, also known as /the/ most notorious tabloid in the fair kingdom of Aciras, Chrissy knows everything about everyone who's anyone...and she's not afraid to print it. Celebs, movie stars, real estate moguls, even /royalty/-nobody is safe from Chrissy's dirt-dishing. And trust me; ya girl can /dish/.

But soon enough, Chrissy is in way over her head. Celebrity Twitter fights are nothing compared the scheming and back-stabbing of these pretty princes and princesses, and separating the truth from the lies becomes harder and harder with each passing day. She wouldn't care so much if not for the fact that several lives are on the line...including her own.

When the whispered threats turn into a missing prince, Chrissy knows that her time is running out. Armed with nothing but her big fat lying mouth and a pair of impractical hot-pink heels, Chrissy is determined to get to the bottom of this scandal, even if it kills her.

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