Lavender Smith is head cheerleader, prom queen, and the stereotypical blonde that everyone loves to hate. Boys want to screw her, girls want to be her, and Lavender just soaks in all the attention like a self absorbent sponge. Until she hits rock bottom. All the colleges she applied for, denied her applications. If she doesn't increase her gpa and start taking school seriously, she'll never leave this middle of nowhere town and make a name for herself. Charles Grey is the president of the math club, valedictorian, and nobody knows his name. He received admissions to Princeton, Yale, and Standford but has yet to discover who he truly wants to be. Until he's asked for by the most shallow of women for tutoring. He gladly accepts the offer, but wants more than alone time with a dumb blonde, he wants revenge.