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Dumb Sh!t

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Parts 41
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Reads 177
Votes 32
Parts 41
Time 15m

cocaine_cobaine

art botw funny music random weird whatamidoingwithmylife

Did you know that by reading the title,  this book has already explained itself? 

Of course you knew that.  Everyone knows that! 

But what you didn't know is that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on cAR InsUrAnCe

(buh dum TSS) 


WARNING:  CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE AND CONTENT.  IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,  THEN GO TF AWAY LOLAll Rights Reserved

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white ferrari [Billie Eilish] by billiesstoriess

You're 16 and already a celebrity. Your songs get played more and more everyday and you get recognized alot. Great right? Nope. Your best friend dies in a car crash and depression kicks in. You don't see a point in living. Until you meet a wonderful person. But will you be able to keep that person happy?... Snippet: "Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you that Drew has passed away"" *TW: mentions of depression and suicide **Every chapter has a quote. The quote does not always have to do something with the events in the chapter, but it's more for your motivation in life.

The Heroine and the Prince by LizzieJones99

Prince Link fears he can never live up to his mother's expectations. Zelda has just been knighted into the Royal Guard. When Link unwittingly unleashes a horror upon Hyrule, Zelda must protect this foolish prince and help him defeat the impending evil that is lurking in Hyrule. The cover art was posted on the internet by blueskittlesart. I do not own the pictures for the chapters either. Zelda and Link as well a few other characters are owned by Nintendo but the rest of the them are mine! February 21, 2021 - May 4th, 2023 I do not own Nintendo nor do I claim to. Although I will be using the BOTW world and characters in this story.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒' 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 | breath of the wild by mumspice

botwxgn!reader (she/her are used in 3rd person until chapter 13) present-day mc is transported into botw this is my first story ive written on wattpad! slow updates ~Mature language is used~ The MC in this story will have love interests of different genders, and the plot is going to be fudged a bit for the sake of the story :) I do not own BOTW ! credit goes to Nintendo for the game I own the writing and some characters. art on cover is a botw screencap :) cover by me

His Champion (rewrite) by howdyhowl

After reclaiming Divine Beast Vah Ruta, Mipha sends Link just outside of Zoras Domain. His luck runs short, however, when he runs into a group of Yiga Clan warriors. He escapes with a serious injury, which lands him in the infirmary in the domain. After his recovery, a feast, and a few revelations, he's ready to reclaim his last memory and free Zelda from Calamity Ganon. Will his destiny stop him from living life to the fullest? Or will he live rather than just survive? !! contains some heavy themes and smut !! !! art is mine, but it's just a placeholder for now !!

[Imagines] movies and series-insert reader by Hunter_Fernandes

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to interact with cartoon characters, played by actors and from series and films that you like? This book made that a reality. PG-13! 1. **Language:** Mild to moderate profanity, but not extreme or pervasive. 2. **Violence:** Some intense or realistic violence may be present, but it's not graphic or excessively brutal. 3. **Smut:** Some suggestive themes, but explicit things or strong sexual content are avoided.

Sheikah - The fate of us: Part II by anaraquelwrites

"'Diary?' I hear Link ask someone quietly. 'Keep it together,' Zelda scolds him. 'I didn't know Impa had a diary,' he grumbles. 'Then at least one in all of Hyrule escaped your strange obsession,' Purah laughs." Ganondorf has fallen, and with him, all prophecies and threats to the Kingdom. A new age has begun to rise in Hyrule - one of peace and prosperity. Recently appointed as Sheikah leader, Paya struggles to understand her role amidst all this; she then begins a journey to the past, learning about the true history of the Sheikah and the real hardships her grandma, Impa, endured during her life. TABLE OF CONTENTS PAYA 1. About chickens, carrots and golden days (2,802 words) 2. Worst than ancient secrets and hidden spells (2,913 words) 3. I told you I'm not agile (3,350 words) 4. An emotional whirlwind (4,135 words) IMPA 5. I just wanted a little quiet, ya know? (2,917 words) 6. Just a glorified nanny (2,521 words) 7. About the morbid curiosity of sovereigns (3,321 words) 8. In humongous trouble (3,773 words) 9. About decisions and consequences (3,122 words) 10. Way past the point of no return (3,802 words) 11. Growing shadows (4,272 words) PAYA 12. Researcher for a living, anxiolytic outside hours (3,320 words) 13. How? (2,766 words) IMPA 14. Wrong place, wrong time (3,395 words) 15. The darkness between us (3,556 words) 16. So unreachably close (4,074 words) 17. The last time (4,158 words) PAYA 18. Out in the open (3,671 words) SECRET POV 19. The bearings of revenge (2,929 words) PAYA 20. About deals, resignations and runes (4,174 words) 21. Epilogue - Dr. Hot Pants (1,258 words)

Sidon x Link Fanfic by FeijoaIce

This story will contain profanity, kinky stuff and smut and I recommend playing the game first before reading this so you can actually understand it, just as a warning. If you don't like yaoi then this probably isn't for you. Also just another thing this is my first time writing so it'll probably be pretty shitty.

Lighthouse | A Breath of the Wild ZeLink Modern AU by TheSagittari_us

"I started to live the day I met your eyes." My life had always been planned out. Being the top of class, getting an economics' degree in Hyrule's University before I coud become Bosphoramus Industries' next CEO, following Father's path. All of this because I was Zelda Bosphoramus, the heir of an empire. But I met you. I met your blue eyes. Those blue eyes I immediately fell for. You were a prodigious fencer, the youngest to win a medal during the Olympic Games. The Hylian Champion. You, Link Farore. The boy that changed my life for ever. Nintendo own the characters. Artworks on my Instagram : @/thesagittari_us

JUST 15 DAYS !!! ✔️ by SeleneScript

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✓|Twisted Triforces (Link x reader) by -Wishi_Washi_Writes-

What if Link was on the verge of death? Goddess Hylia opened up a portal when the hylian hero Link was close to dying at the hands of Calamity Ganon, who has a way to stop the reincarnations. What if something went wrong? What if the triforces were mixed up? Ganondorf gets courage, Link becomes wise, Zelda becomes evil. Can the castle astronomer, Y/N, fix all this before it's too late? "Oh, Y/N!" Zelda cried "What do I do? I need to have Wisdom- not power!" Zelda flopped down on the stone steps. Y/N pats her friend's back "Maybe it's a mistake..?" "Hylia makes no mistakes!" Zelda bursts out. "Who could've ended up with Wisdom...?" Zelda muses. Y/N taps the princess lightly and points to Link, who is whistling quietly in the corner. "Remember when he fixed the guardian?" Y/N whispers, Zelda looks at her in horror. Disclaimer: I do not own nintendo or you! I only own the new characters and events in this book! I made the cover but not the cover art!

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white ferrari [Billie Eilish] cover

The Heroine and the Prince cover

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒' 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 | breath of the wild cover

His Champion (rewrite) cover

[Imagines] movies and series-insert reader cover

Sheikah - The fate of us: Part II cover

Sidon x Link Fanfic cover

Lighthouse | A Breath of the Wild ZeLink Modern AU cover

JUST 15 DAYS !!! ✔️ cover

✓|Twisted Triforces (Link x reader) cover

white ferrari [Billie Eilish]

You're 16 and already a celebrity. Your songs get played more and more everyday and you get recognized alot. Great right? Nope. Your best friend dies in a car crash and depression kicks in. You don't see a point in living. Until you meet a wonderful person. But will you be able to keep that person happy?... Snippet: "Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you that Drew has passed away"" *TW: mentions of depression and suicide **Every chapter has a quote. The quote does not always have to do something with the events in the chapter, but it's more for your motivation in life.