Why Don't You Go Drink A Bottle Of Yourself?
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  • Reads 3,802
  • Votes 80
  • Parts 4
  • Time 1h 3m
Complete, First published Oct 10, 2018
Juliet's friend from middle school moves to Santa Barbra. Where she not only reconnects with her best friend but worms her way into one Carlton Lassiter's heart.
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