Jokes, Quotes, And Other Random Things
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This book will surely make you smile, Come on sit down and stay a while!•
If you don't like it that's okay, I starting writing this in May!•
Random things fill up this book, If you read I'll have you hooked!•
So if you're having a bad bad day, Read this book to take it away!
•Enjoy! ~PenguinFalcon
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