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Complete, First published Oct 10, 2018
Mature
In this epic novel, two unlikely friends cross paths and turn each others' lives upside down. 

Throughout their adventures, they learn that friendship, hard work, dedication, and teamwork are the only way to reach their goals. Join their adventure and watch as these men go through a ridiculously fantastic amazing phenomenal slice of life adventure that honestly just wasn't that good.

co-written and illustrated by @JonathanRichardB
(All illustrations are renditions of the characters depicted.)

"Since reading this classic in American Literature, I have achieved enlightenment. The positioning of the words in each sentence, the sheer articularity, is impeccable. Since reading this novel I have seen the face of God and achieved Nirvana. My charisma and comedy skills have increased ten-thousandfold. I now have an IQ of 1.4x10^32. The universe simply bends to my will."
-Ben Shapiro

"I bought this book hoping to find something that would help me break out of a deep depression that has plagued me since the death of my husband. To say that this here book, nay, this work of art is not only hilarious but sincerely heartwarming would be an understatement. This piece of literature will find itself in the classics, right alongside 1984, The Catcher in the Rye, Dracula, and many others. I cleared off an entire bookshelf just to ensure that this fantastic book would not be damaged by other less worthy books (I'm looking at you, Harry Potter) when being placed on the shelf as well as be the key set-piece of literary genius that others might see when first entering my home. This book has radically altered the way I view the world and will forever hold a place in my heart as well as in my mind."
-Madea
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"Now you listen to me and you listen good! I don't give a shit in what you think about me because guess what? I could care less! You mean NOTHING to me! Never will! So let's just get this bullshit over with, pretend we love each other to put on a good show, get divorced when this is all over and never have to worry about seeing each other again!" He snaps at me. "That's fine by me because as far as I personally am concerned, I could never love you either! A monster such as yourself doesn't deserve love! Not when you treat people INCLUDING girls the way you do! So go ahead and act all high and above everybody, but let me remind you, you will never be anything more than a lowlife, egotistical, womanizing, selfish, dumb little boy trying to be a man who will die alone! I may not be a thin pornstar or barbie-model type of a girl but just remember, YOU pushed ME away!" I shouted back and stood there for a moment feeling a mix of emotions. From happy & liberated for finally standing up for myself. To hurt & upset that he STILL can't see what all could be! Melody is a curvy not-so-confident young woman who has recently found out that in order to pay off a debt that her dad owed to one of the deadliest Mafia Kings in the U.S, who is now thinking in handing the 'family business' over to his son, Rowan. She is hurt, feels betrayed but also is now faced with another dilemma on top of it, she finds out that Rowan and them were promised her beautiful cousin instead, and so now she is stuck to an egotistical, maliputive, deceiving, arrogant cold hearted killer who she has to pretend she is in love with. Rowan doesn't want a relationship but is forced to go along with this idea in order to become the new Mafia King. His father believes in family. Even when he warms up a little to the marriage idea.......... Can they fall for each other? Or will their fate be different than any other cliche?!? © Copyright 2020 All Rights Reserved