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T. R. F. A. P. A. T. H. W. T. G.
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Complete, First published Oct 10, 2018
Mature
In this epic novel, two unlikely friends cross paths and turn each others' lives upside down. 

Throughout their adventures, they learn that friendship, hard work, dedication, and teamwork are the only way to reach their goals. Join their adventure and watch as these men go through a ridiculously fantastic amazing phenomenal slice of life adventure that honestly just wasn't that good.

co-written and illustrated by @JonathanRichardB
(All illustrations are renditions of the characters depicted.)

"Since reading this classic in American Literature, I have achieved enlightenment. The positioning of the words in each sentence, the sheer articularity, is impeccable. Since reading this novel I have seen the face of God and achieved Nirvana. My charisma and comedy skills have increased ten-thousandfold. I now have an IQ of 1.4x10^32. The universe simply bends to my will."
-Ben Shapiro

"I bought this book hoping to find something that would help me break out of a deep depression that has plagued me since the death of my husband. To say that this here book, nay, this work of art is not only hilarious but sincerely heartwarming would be an understatement. This piece of literature will find itself in the classics, right alongside 1984, The Catcher in the Rye, Dracula, and many others. I cleared off an entire bookshelf just to ensure that this fantastic book would not be damaged by other less worthy books (I'm looking at you, Harry Potter) when being placed on the shelf as well as be the key set-piece of literary genius that others might see when first entering my home. This book has radically altered the way I view the world and will forever hold a place in my heart as well as in my mind."
-Madea
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