Mr Yammy's Marvellous Mysteries was a travelling sideshow that toured The United States between 2268 and 2290. Founded and run by Bill Goldman (known professionally as Mr Yammy) until his death in 2290, the sideshow billed itself as "an exhibition of freaks and wonders" and largely consisted of humans and animals mutated through radiation poisoning or horrifically maimed through violence of some sort. Traveling from town to town in wooden wagons pulled by Brahmin, the show attracted much controversy, particularly due to the ill treatment of most of its performers, but still remained popular and made Bill Goldman a wealthy man. What follows is the