The Critic, The Witch & The Cliche Curse
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Last published Thu, Feb 26, 2015
Hey, let me intruduce myself first. My name is Elle, and Im a book critic. Well, not like the professional book critics and stuff, but I read books and I give them a review in a website. After an unfortunate twist of events, I managed to get cursed by an author slash witch. Yeah a legitimate witch, you know, the kind that can actually curse people.
And right now, my life is just one big CLICHE.
A dude claims he was in love at first sight. My best friend starts giving me the want-to-be-more-than-friends syndrome. Theres this bad boy that suddenly takes interest in me, and theres the jerk king of our school, that for some reason knows my name. I actually need a job, and with my luck, I became a maid.
Did I mention that I happen to be the long lost heiress to a multi billion dollar company?
I didnt? Well, there you go.
I know, unbelievable right?
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